Limitations

Legendary comedian Rowan Atkinson said once in a bit, “I wouldn’t trust him to sit the right way on a toilet seat.” As a well-traveled, well-read individual, I never imagined myself being that guy.  Then I went to Japan. To be fair, seen through Western eyes, the country is akin to...

Air Child Controller...

Kids annoy me. Sure the creatures have their occasional moments of cuteness, but more often than not the screechy, snot-covered germ spreaders make me long for a roll of duct tape and a shovel. (Okay maybe that’s a bit harsh, but a mute button would be nice.) Anyway, I was reminded of my...