Dandruff

Just another helpful sex prevention tool. Who needs condoms or open sores? Nothing says “you’re jerking off tonight” like large flakes on a rented prom...

Pizza Sex

Sex is like pizza. We all have our favorite restaurant, the one that makes the best pies in town. Still, if that place is closed or for some reason decides to go on strike, a hungry man will order Dominos. Sure it’s not as good, but they deliver and you don’t have to talk about your...