She-Vader

I’m no feminist, or whatever you call those whiney bitches that are always complaining about their rights. Yak yak. Who cares? But it completely pisses me off when I see some Muslim douchebag sporting cargo pants and a wife-beater while his wife walks six steps behind him in the blistering...

Optim Mortis

“Optim Mortis” – To be overly optimistic about the physical appearance of the recently deceased. There is always some knucklehead at a wake who blurts out, “Oh, he looks so good.” Hey, I get it. You’re uneasy. It’s awkward. There’s really no right thing to say. Well, in those...