LinkedIn

Hey Gen-Y, guess what?  LinkedIn is not the new MySpace. You don’t increase your value to potential employers by randomly connecting with thousands of other smartphone wielding tard monkeys who have no relevance to your chosen profession. Seriously, that just makes you look awkward and...

Drunken Pup, Lazy Ma...

I’m not one to hoist placards and marshal for causes, but the social ill that is animal alcoholism cannot be ignored. Canines are apparently the most at risk given their affinity for red wine. Must be some Italian Shepherd mixed in with that Bloodhound. And remember, animal alcoholics are...

Marketing

I’m so sick of marketing. It’s everywhere. Why? ’Cause it works. Forget bottled water. Think “essential” oils. There is a whole industry devoted to selling women various forms of scented Crisco for fifty bucks an ounce. What’s so essential about a lavender mist air rejuvenator? ...