Hipster

What is a hipster? It’s a poorly dressed, liberal-leaning, self-indulgent lun-i-ac that has yet to realize that their androgynous fashion statements have already been run through by Diane Keaton and Elvis Costello. They often attempt to convince themselves of their own coolness by shunning...

Starbuck’s Baristas...

This is not even a freaking career choice. It’s just marketing gone wild. Bad enough that I have to pay a 500% mark-up on a cup of black coffee. I refuse to go along with the notion that these pretentious clowns are actually engaged in a legitimate profession. You’re not a java engineer....