To Shiv or To Shank?

I’m smart enough to know that there is a big difference between a tough guy and a wise ass.  Since I trip most awkwardly into the latter category I endeavor to keep my social offenses somewhere between poor table manners and moving violations. Yes, it’s a cold bit of truth, but if I ever...

Gang-raped Bully

Bullies are nothing if not consistent. Be it schoolyard scuffles, barroom brawls, or even a faintly-veiled patch of passive-aggressive boardroom bravado, something compels these emotionally insecure, steroid-filled, small-penis-having, dimwits to mercilessly taunt the small, snarky, sarcastic...