Elevator Farts

            Ever set one off a second before the door closes. Sure, you think you’re home free and that the gas will dissipate before the next stop. It’s then you see a ninja-like arm slice through the gap, forcing the automatic doors to reopen. The unlucky person steps in and...

Pizza Sex

Sex is like pizza. We all have our favorite restaurant, the one that makes the best pies in town. Still, if that place is closed or for some reason decides to go on strike, a hungry man will order Dominos. Sure it’s not as good, but they deliver and you don’t have to talk about your...