Jury of My Peers

            Okay, on what planet does this makes sense? Unless you have a dozen dapper dudes with an understanding that some stupid people just need killing, I think I’ll get the shit end of the stick with this little social experiment. I’m no rocket scientist, but I can assure you...

Food Stamps

As a kid, I remember rolling into the grocery store on food stamp day with a fistful of Monopoly money, thinking I was the shit. It only took one or two trips to realize that being in an alcohol-induced coma was not the only reason my parents gave me the chore. Food stamps are...

The Business of Holl...

I’m usually the first to bash these liberal leaning nitwits. Granted this has more to due with pure jealously resulting from their lavish lifestyle, overall coolness, and propensity to bed ridiculously hot actresses than it does their perverse political outlook, but that’s a rant for...