Overpaying For Pet H...

Providing your pooch with proper care is admirable. Flying in a team of transplant specialists from Geneva in a last-ditch attempt to save your sixteen year-old Great Dane is just freakin’ stupid. Dogs die. That sucks. But deal with it, you pansy. Listening to how people dropped thousands on...

Your Cat

Cats suck. Yes, even yours. There is nothing special about your feline. It isn’t cute. It doesn’t listen. And it can’t do any tricks. It’s just a four-legged, furry prick that scratches my furniture, pees the most ungodly smelling substance on the planet, and makes me sneeze. Cats are...