Jesus Food

      There is a dish commonly served in restaurants all around Asia called “Buddha Jumped Over the Wall in a Clay Pot.” I’m not shitting you. Look it up. Anyway, that to me screams accessibility, humility, and a pretty good sense of humor. Want to get people excited about the body of...

Swishy Pants

I have nothing against fat people. Santa is fat. Buddha is fat. And let me tell you, Gandhi was a real porker before he got a hold of Nutrisystem or so says the infomercial. Still, if your ass odometer has blown past pleasantly plump and into Orca-like territory, please have the decency to...