Corporate Speak

Corp KidIf I hear one more junior executive talk to me about the big picture impact of reducing silos in an effort to enhance departmental synergy and create more bandwidth so we can better leverage our customer-focused client portfolio, I’m going to take the conversation off-line and empower myself to proactively leverage a pipeline up his ass, consider the gap analysis and then go the extra mile by deploying a hard ball up his anal cavity.

So heads up, Alex P. Keaton unless you want a major paradigm shift to your internal infrastructure; Heed the caveat, review the lessons learned, and get on the same page before I rollout an ass-whoopin’ and put you to bed … permanently. Now isn’t that a nice little world class win-win.