The Stop Sign Stupid
What is so hard about negotiating a four-way stop sign? You pull up, note your place in the pecking order, and proceed in a clockwise fashion until it is your turn. It amazes me that the Department of Motor Vehicles issues licenses to hamster heads that can’t work this out.
What aggravates me more is the counter wave. If I’m waving you on, it’s not because I’m being neighborly. It’s because you’re a jack-monkey and if I don’t usher you out of my line of vision immediately I’m going to go all monster truck on your pretty little Prius. Don’t debate. Don’t hesitate. Don’t flash me one of those “We are the World” smiles. Just step on it and be gone. I got lots of things to do today and waiting for you ain’t one of them.