I’m so sick of marketing. It’s everywhere. Why?

’Cause it works. Forget bottled water. Think “essential” oils. There is a whole industry devoted to selling women various forms of scented Crisco for fifty bucks an ounce. What’s so essential about a lavender mist air rejuvenator?  Are you shitting me? People are sheep.

Don’t fight it. Use the concept to your advantage. If essential oils can break the billion-dollar mark, someone will fall for the concept of “vital blowjobs.”