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Senseless Schoolchildren

Why the hell do I have to slow down every fifteen feet so little Johnny can ass-drag his way to the bus? First of all, have you seen these fat little bastards? They should be walking. Okay, it’s cold. It’s dark. They’re only five. Whatever. Fine. Blow my tax dollars on the most inefficient transportation system on the planet. But you know what? At least have the kiddies pay attention. To me, if Johnny boy lacks the brains to get out of the way of a speeding Camaro, well, then that’s just Darwin at work.