Inefficient Coffee Grinders

      So let me get this straight. I can silence a bullet fired from a .357, but I can’t contain the ear-shattering emanations from a Starbucks coffee grinder. Seriously? Being tea-bagged by a sumo wrestler would be less distracting than such an auditory assault.

  • Props and Kudos:  That said, on the off chance you purposely perpetrated the heinous act of technology-assisted Zen-shitting to prevent me from casting further aspersions on your profession … well then, well-played barista. Well-played indeed.