Personalized License Plate.

Jackson, I’m thinking of getting a personalized license plate. Any ideas?

Yes, stick your head in the oven. This sort of state sponsored Twinkie-dickness makes me want to cause a twenty-car pile up. The other day I saw this Ford Focus driving jacktard with a license plate that read “IBCROZIN”. I’m sure he meant to say “IB a delusional dickweed”, but someone who drives a Smart Car probably took that.

  • A Related Question: Should I buy a Smart Car? Yes, of course, after all it is very smart. You just figured out how to never get laid again.