Doggie Costumes

            It’s not enough that you castrate your little Lhasa Apso. You have to hack off his dignity as well, by dressing him as a gay pirate for Halloween? Enough with the doggie costumes already. While you’re taking pictures and saying, “How cute,” your pup is tapping out a...

Overpaying For Pet H...

Providing your pooch with proper care is admirable. Flying in a team of transplant specialists from Geneva in a last-ditch attempt to save your sixteen year-old Great Dane is just freakin’ stupid. Dogs die. That sucks. But deal with it, you pansy. Listening to how people dropped thousands on...

Doggie Dinner

As I may have mentioned, I have more brothers than Howard University. In fairness, a few are of the step / half variety, but that hardly changes the reality that my parents were fabulous fornicators with a clear aversion to condoms. Sluts!  Of course they also weren’t the most creative of...