Jesus Food

      There is a dish commonly served in restaurants all around Asia called “Buddha Jumped Over the Wall in a Clay Pot.” I’m not shitting you. Look it up. Anyway, that to me screams accessibility, humility, and a pretty good sense of humor. Want to get people excited about the body of...

“In Vain”...

You know that saying, “Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”  Yeah, well it doesn’t make any sense. “In vain” means without purpose and I assure you, choirboy, if I’m pissed off enough to blurt out “Jesus Christ,” in the middle of a Bar Mitzvah, I have something specific in...

Optim Mortis

“Optim Mortis” – To be overly optimistic about the physical appearance of the recently deceased. There is always some knucklehead at a wake who blurts out, “Oh, he looks so good.” Hey, I get it. You’re uneasy. It’s awkward. There’s really no right thing to say. Well, in those...