The Human Trait Exch...

Human Resources is hardly a comfortable profession for conservative, middle-aged white guys. Colleagues, who, by comparison, often make Hollywood insiders sound like Fox News, consistently force-feed leadership erroneous statistics that support their desire to prop-up special programs favoring...

She-Vader

I’m no feminist, or whatever you call those whiney bitches that are always complaining about their rights. Yak yak. Who cares? But it completely pisses me off when I see some Muslim douchebag sporting cargo pants and a wife-beater while his wife walks six steps behind him in the blistering...

The Insurance-less

I know times are tough, but unless you live in a city the size of Singapore or have committed to traversing about the open plains via mass transit, give friendly folks at Geico a call. Last week while heading north on the Taconic Parkway to visit some redneck relatives a deer darted in front...

Senseless Schoolchil...

Why the hell do I have to slow down every fifteen feet so little Johnny can ass-drag his way to the bus? First of all, have you seen these fat little bastards? They should be walking. Okay, it’s cold. It’s dark. They’re only five. Whatever. Fine. Blow my tax dollars on the most...

Drunken Pup, Lazy Ma...

I’m not one to hoist placards and marshal for causes, but the social ill that is animal alcoholism cannot be ignored. Canines are apparently the most at risk given their affinity for red wine. Must be some Italian Shepherd mixed in with that Bloodhound. And remember, animal alcoholics are...

Gangster Research

A recent study indicates that it may indeed be harder to “break it down” than “keep it real”.  Related research may disprove the long held belief that “bitches don’t know” citing, “… and some females appear quite well informed.” Rival pundits who claim evidence is...